those in favor of pluto not being a planet please stand up

i have to find it myself..

i had a 10-second shock. it was a thousand-
yard stare. i saw my childhood flashing
before my eyes (i know, i know that's over-
reacting). what they taught us back in
kinderschool was wrong. we only have eight
planets! oh humanity!

the scientists at prague voted in favor of
resolution 5a proclaiming pluto is not a
planet, rather it is now called a trans-
neptunian object. apparently, you have to
be strong enough to suck all those interga-
lactic debris around you to be recognized
as a planet. pluto wasn't able to clear
it's neighborhood (the kuiper belt) of litter
that's why he's no longer in the big league.

i wonder how would mr. tombaugh react now
that his little discovery isn't a planet
at all?